officialunitedstates:

someone:  do you like taylor swift

me:  as a friend

  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt
radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

taylorswift:

My home phone is ringing. I did not know I had a home phone. Interesting development.

ifreakinlovetaylorswift:

we don’t appreciate this enough